PRINCESS BRITANY'S DIARY

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2010-05-02T14:36:00.000-07:00

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Call Me If You Want A Good Time Being Humiliated

2009-03-17T18:21:00.000-07:00

Hello asswipes? I have a job at a new service. As you know, I live in Westwood, am a student at UCLA, and live in a little cottage in back of my parent's house. They don't exactly approve of my new career..((giggle)), but they understand this is temporary until I graduate which will be in 2 years. Within these 2 years, you are MINE? Got It?
We will never be disturbed by knocks on the door, as both of my parents understand how weird guys are...they are both attorneys and understand the power of money. They wont be freaking out, but they will be laughing at my stories of your sick little fantasies. By the way: my mom is a cougar and loves to hear about cuckold fantasies. So bring them on. My mom is a sexy 40 something and has young guys to play with. No, dad does not mind, in fact...he's a cucky ...he loves it. Ummm..he knows the service I work for so he wont be calling me...lol :)

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An Awesome Call

2009-03-16T21:38:00.000-07:00

I had the most awesome call from a little pin dick..Im soooooooo beside myself for not keeping up with my blog because I'm such a spoiled little princess. But guess what....that's how it goes now doesnt it??? I also have some peewee posts to update after he was with his street gal Sabrina, who I got to talk to while she was pissing all over peewees face...lol. So I want to briefly post the awesome feedback I got a week ago, then peewee will have his day this week...very soon!!

Words Cannot describe how this Beautiful Lady will control you. She just has it down. You know how some girls like to fake it, and pretend? Not Britany! She does not have to pretend. She is well versed in being pleased by a Real Man.(Her Lover, and long time Boy Friend is packing over 9.5 inches!!)

He's Still At It...Such A Loser, peewee

2008-09-05T16:51:00.000-07:00

Jeeeeeeeeeze...unbelievable! Now Im being accused of stealing the losers money. I'm beginning to think this slut has major problems and should turn him in to to the looney patrol. If I were his wife I would have him commited! Not only did the slut give Me links to his queer pictures of his tiny little dick in panties but now he insults Me by saying Im turning him into an alkie...hes already is a 12 step loser! Look at these pages:

http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/index.php?username=FaggyPeewee&phid=491

http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/index.php?username=FaggyPeewee&phid=492

Good gawd...what a fag..a lush and blaming Me!!!! Look at what this little fag said! What a racist little shit!

Peewee sez:

Britany,
OMG - I'm so scared and excited to see what's next on your blog! I hope you dont totally fuck up my life!!! Although of course you can if you want to because you can do anything!!!!!!!! And, at least, if you do, I'll be able to call and cry and whine about it.
And OMG, speaking of fucking up my life: Telling me to "stock up on alcohol" because you're going to "fuck me up good!" You totally know I'm literally an alcoholic who's supposed to be recovering (I've been through inpatient rehab, as well as outpatient a few times), who's also been diagnosed with depression, anxiety, and possibly bi-polar. And, like, last time we talked I got wasted to where I passed out on a Sunday afternoon and only vaguely remember snippets of our conversation!!! The ONLY way you'd tell me to do that is if you:
A) Just hate and despise me and serioiusly want me to be miserable and self loathing for eternity and, oh yeah, you're going to take advantage of my sickness and actually enjoy the fact that you can steal my money because taking my money is all that really matters; or
B) You honestly don't give a flying-fuck about me one way or the other; I mean the same to you as a stinky pile of dog-shit, but you can steal my money because taking my money is all that really matters!I'm totally intrigued by this and can't wait to find out what the answer is! Honestly, I don't know which one I prefer because either one means I'm a sick degenerate loser and I'm going to hate myself even more although that's scarcely possible.
Ok, I'm going to go, sorry to bother you again when I'm not being charged for it.
Love, Danny PeeWee Faggypants

Poor Little Peewee Is Getting Poor. A Princess Can Never Have Enough Shoes

2008-03-26T16:43:00.000-07:00

Hello boys and gurls. Missed me I presume. I haven't been on very much because A princess does have a social life now doesnt she? I don't think any of you deserve this butt shot of me, but here it is anyways.

Poor peewee wanted a call last night and I wasn't around to listen to his perverted pathetic whining. I did indulge him this weekend though . He begged and begged for me to take down HILLARY'S name in cse...in case of what peewee? That she would stumble on it and bitch slap you? I'm sure if she looks like me she wont be wasting time on pervert reading! She's out with a real man dont ya think pee wee? peewees sweat hog wife was out with black men that night , getting sweaty and nasty and cum filled while pee wee was giving me money...loser! I got his sorry ass wasted too, made him open that cheap bottle of red wine, listening to the pig burp...hahahaha!!!!

sissy anthony shot me an i.m. last night..My friend was going to send me this cool picture trail of the fag but they deleted her account because anthony was much too much...too bad! Well, later all!

FOOT FETISH FRIDAY!

2008-03-06T21:04:00.000-08:00

Feet to die for??? I'm not sure you deserve this, but I know one boy that does, and his name is winny to me...mr. foot boy. he's fun to play with on calls. I narrate what will be done to him for my amusement like lining his beer glass with my sweaty gym socks, tie my gym socks around his face, bungee my feet to his face while I watch t.v, use him as a bathmat when I get out of the tub, trample him , push my feet in his mouth, make him pedicure and massage my feet...you name it! Then sometimes he tells me I'm too nice....lol....as if!!!
How is peewee doing. he emailed me last night crying that I'm hard to get hold of because his time is sooooooo limited now since his fatty wife is watching every move...pooor pooor peewee. I will be on this weekend pee wee and all you have to do is send an email if Im off for a few.
I'm finally going to be able to find time to do that Giantess audio for one of my Giantess loving guys. I soooooooo love the notion of crushing a shrinking guy in my palm! ((giggle))!

Faggy Pants News And The Cum Eating Coke Whore

2008-03-01T16:25:00.000-08:00

Ewwwwwww...look at what faggy pants did to his panties....PEE WEE heehee! faggy left me a tribute the other day because the loser's fat white trash wifey has been around , and cuckolding the sissy faggot loser with, in pee wee's own words "niggers". Heeheehee...what a slanderous bitch! faggy was telling me how fat and nasty she is and how she pussy whips this loser beyond words. Then faggy gets drunk because I order him to. The fag is an alcoholic, but I don't care. The drunker fag gets the more she gives!

Last night I got a call from one of Jackie's bitches...The Cum Eating Coke Whore. He's a coke head sniffing and snorting into humiliation and makes these "lil boy sounds" as Jackie phrases it. I told him to call my best friend Marissa. He always says his wife is coming home and he hangs up. but he's a lying sack of shit. he must have gone through my friends links and they told me he called them with the same ole shit...my wife is coming in...lol...if he has a wife. Anyways we all got him really fucked up on coke, cutting out lines in the shape of an L for loser. That's all for now. I'm going to be home tonight, boys so call yer Princess!

Pee Wee Loser Boi Rides Again

2008-02-16T13:48:00.000-08:00

- we talked the other night and OMG it was just the greatest. Then the next day I was shocked to see you were writing about me to everyone in the world! Saying I'm a "fag" and a "loser" and telling them my secrets! I totally came in my panties in about 30 seconds, then sat around literally crying about what a loser I am, then bought some of your pictures and came in my panties again. You're so pretty and sexy and i'm getting the hugest crush on you and next time i get drunk so i have no self-esteem or self-control i'm sure I'll call you.
I'd love to be able to send you a couple of pictures of myself so you can see just who you're dealing with and know I'm not exaggerating anything. Can I do that maybe next time we talk? Please!? I love you,

more to come to be sure!!!! What a total fag fag fag!!!!!!!!

Valley Girls Rule! I'm Back!

2008-02-14T16:36:00.000-08:00

Hello boysssssssssssss and bois...have you missed your Princess? I'm back to tease , humiliate , and take your money. I have deleted the other blog because it was over run with icky vanilla porn posts from the host, so join me on my page from here on out! Get that phone in hand, wallet ready and call your Princess!